"Slave" is Not My Title

I'm Kade Blyne and I guess my story is a little confusing. But what you need to know really is that I'm in a loving relationship with Mason Strike and am currently studying to go back to law school.

masonstrike:

kadeblyne:

masonstrike:

kadeblyne replied to your post: FMK: Volde, Dumbledore, The old lady who forms into a cat.

…You would fuck Voldemort over McGonagall? McGonagall is a sexy older lady. Voldemort looks slimy, pale and has no nose…

But…I could put a bag over his head. McGonagall has a slimy twat. That’s worse.

Well I definitely pick McGonagall over Voldemort. Dumbledore would be amazing to be married to though. He’s a bamf.

Old, slimy twat. *Shudders* Gross. You can have her. And I called Dumbledore first. …But I’ll exchange him for Snape.

You can have him. He’s a grouch all the time.